i need to kiss someone new that isn’t from the internet and isn’t someone i’ve grown up around like smh i need to get involved with a person who isn’t so aware of my life so i can keep them at a safe distance
that isn’t from the internet
dano you gotta wait two days im not 18 yet
Sometimes there are pretty selfies like
BUT THEN YOU PRESS “NEXT” AND IT’S LIKE A SURPRISE ATTACK OF THE FUCKING WERE-HAGS
If I don’t stop
I’m going to die
Well actually I have this folder on my computer called “Selfies” And.. it goes from this..
Now this iswhy
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GENDERSWAPPED
LOOK ITS APPLE PIE JUICE
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT
SOMEONE GOT A BOTTLE OF IT AND WAS PASSING IT AROUND HALL
IT IS LITERALLY LIKE LIQUID PIE
YOU STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT IS LIQUID PIE
THE OLD ORCHARD PEOPLE HAVE DISCOVERED SOME ANCIENT SOURCE OF ARCANE MAGIC OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT IS LIQUID PIE IN YOUR MOUTH
WE MADE AN EMERGENCY WALMART RUN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKERY THESE JUICE PEOPLE HAVE WROUGHT
So today I cosplayed the 11th Doctor to school today, and while I was walking down the hall I saw this dude AND HE WAS DRESSED AS 10 AND WE JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER FOR A MOMENT THEN HE JUST SAID “WELL I GUESS THIS IS A PAIR-O-DOCS” AND I THINK I’VE FOUND MY SOULMATE
Can we ship them?
we can ship them
I’m not in this fandom, but i think this needs to come back because of reasons.
"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.
As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either.
He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight.
Some inspiring things he said;
"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"
"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"
"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."
"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"
Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”